Race Name:

Year	Race	Grade	Winner	Trainer	Winner Fam.	Dist.	2nd	3rd	Time	Comment
1998	ACK ACK HANDICAP	G3	DISTORTED HUMOR	W. ELLIOT WALDEN	9-f	7.5 F	CRAFTY FRIEND	CHINDI	1:29.61
1998	CIGAR MILE HANDICAP	G1	SIR BEAR	RALPH ZIADIE	1-n	8 F	AFFIRMED SUCCESS	DISTORTED HUMOR	1:34.05	FAST, 8R, M-½, 1½, NK
1998	CHURCHILL DOWNS HANDICAP	G2	DISTORTED HUMOR	W. ELLIOTT WALDEN	9-f	7 F	GOLD LAND	EL AMANTE	1:21.18	NTR. GR. II
1998	COMMONWEALTH BREEDERS CUP STAKES	G2	DISTORTED HUMOR	W. ELLIOTT WALDEN	9-f	7 F	EL AMANTE	PARTNERS HERO	1:20.50	FAST, 8R, M-2-3-3
1997	PHILIP H. ISELIN HANDICAP	G2	FORMAL GOLD	WILLIAM W. PERRY	18-a	8.5 F	SKIP AWAY	DISTORTED HUMOR	1:40.20	M-5 1/4 NTR
1997	KENTUCKY CUP CLASSIC HANDICAP	G3	SEMORAN	ROBERT A. BAFFERT	1-x	9 F	DISTORTED HUMOR	COUP DARGENT	1:48.08
1997	SALVATOR MILE	G3	DISTORTED HUMOR	W. ELLIOTT WALDEN	9-f	8 F	WILD DEPUTY	SMOOTH THE LOOT	1:36.03
1996	JEROME HANDICAP	G2	WHY CHANGE	JOSEPH H. PIERCE, JR.	22-c	8 F	DISTORTED HUMOR	DILIGENCE2	1:34.22	17-1. 3RD STRAIGHT WIN.
1996	KINGS BISHOP STAKES	G2	HONOUR AND GLORY	D. WAYNE LUKAS	16-a	7 F	ELUSIVE QUALITY	DISTORTED HUMOR	1:21.78	BY A NOSE AS 123 HWT
1996	FAYETTE STAKES	G2	ISITINGOOD	ROBERT A. BAFFERT	1-c	9 F	DISTORTED HUMOR	STRAWBERRY WINE	1:50.42	TRACK: FAST
1996	SCREEN KING STAKES	G3	DISTORTED HUMOR	W. ELLIOTT WALDEN	9-f	6 F	GOLD FEVER	STUS CHOICE	1:09.13