HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM TEXAS

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM TEXAS

Postby TEXAS » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:22 am

I HOPE MY LITLE DITTY KEEPS YOU HAPPY ALL YEAR!!!

http://www.alleged.com/fun/

:D :D :D :D :D TEXAS
I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING...
AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT...

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Postby louis finochio » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:29 am

Happy New Year Texas, Lets parlay the longhorns to those sooners, and we will have enough $$ to start the New Years in style. Cant wait for games to start as football is my favorite sport.
Those without sin cast the first stone.
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Postby Mike » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:09 pm

Happy New year Texas.

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Postby Shammy Davis » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:51 pm

Here's a rhyme to start your year:

It's 2005 along the Rio Grande.
Most likely TEXAS has booked a party and Mexican Band.
Bush is in Midland.
Kerry is in DC and feels had.

So far Wal-Mart horse sales are bland
And tonight the Mexicans will cross the river on nags.
We all hope TEXAS doesn't party tonight in drag.
Hope the New Year makes us all glad.

Happy New Year - Yee Hah! Shammy :wink:

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Postby henthorn » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:13 am

Shammy, your rhyming leaves something to be desired, but a B+ for trying.
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Postby TEXAS » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:31 am

Shammy... I need some help...
these high heels are killing me and I can't bend over because my corsette is too tight, and my wig keeps trying to fall off.

My pain was intensified while reading your little ditty...
was that you I waved at in the balck and pink dress??

laughing ... texas
I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING...

AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT...

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happy new year from texas

Postby BenB » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:14 am

Texas, how do I save this, for my childeren. A boy and a girl.
I,ve only one ask for the future, and this is for all and everybody, please
write in plain english, my written english is improving, but not so fast so I
just can,t understand your gimmicks in your most apriciated posts.

Ben
from the Netherlands, just over the pond between the UK and germany.

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Postby Shammy Davis » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:23 am

TEXAS: Not me in the dress.
Must have been some other Texas queen
your rangers should arrest.

Bending over is not so good.
Especially for an old man's breasts.
Kneeling down is always best,
especially when wearing your special party dress. :wink:

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM SHAMMY :twisted: