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Postby Skipitgirl » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:00 pm

Say these things anywhere but at the stables and you may be in trouble!

He won't come into my hands.
There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
I'm gonna get off now.
More leg less hand.
It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky.
He needs a good 20 minute warm-up.
Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees ... go with the motion.... rock your pelvis......
When he gets excited he really foams up.
If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky.
I rode yesterday, but Suzy's riding him today.
Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it .... he'll be good for you and teach you quite a bit.
He can be ridden twice in one day.
Push!!!!
Go Go Go!!!
He's being a pig ... get his head up.
He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right.
He really over-reacts when I sit down into him.
Smack him if he refuses.
Clean it quick before he sucks it back in.
Is she a maiden?
Can I pat your Ass?
Has anyone seen my breast collar?
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Postby ireneinwa » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:02 pm

There's my laugh of the day. Good one! LMAO
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Postby Mahubah » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:02 pm

<snerk> <choke> <wheeze> oh, thanks -- after a day at the prison, that really helps! :lol:
"A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher...You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse." C. S. Lewis
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Postby TrueColours » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:08 am

You nut!!! :lol: Those are hilarious! :D
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Postby winds » Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:24 am

Now that was funny!!!!

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Postby Bedouwia » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:00 pm

:lol:

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Postby madelyn » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:00 pm

haha very cute.

Today my husband sold a product on ebay to a Korean person named

wait for it

Yoo Suk Kim.

Now say that name fast.
Last edited by madelyn on Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Tucumcari » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:31 pm

One ought to be able to work a two minute lick in there somewhere as well. :shock:
Proverbs 31:8
"...stand up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all those who are destitute.."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QawYXs2e ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIASWv9GYC8
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Postby Toccet02 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:56 pm

Tucumcari wrote:One ought to be able to work a two minute lick in there somewhere as well. :shock:


Uh-huh . . .and "he's moving funny behind"
All shouting does is make you lose your voice.
----Arrested Development
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Postby madelyn » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:59 pm

And "look at him come under himself!"
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Postby Tucumcari » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:27 pm

comes from behind...
Proverbs 31:8

"...stand up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all those who are destitute.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QawYXs2e ... re=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIASWv9GYC8
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Postby Nessa » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:03 pm

:shock: :lol: Those were great keep'em coming :wink:
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Postby Toccet02 » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:52 am

He was fighting for his head?
All shouting does is make you lose your voice.

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Postby Mahubah » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:08 pm

How about, "Looks like he was rode hard and put away wet?"
"A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher...You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse." C. S. Lewis
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Postby Daisy Jal Dastur » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:03 pm

Gosh, these are HILARIOUS!! I'm trying to muffle my laughter in the office... not working!
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