i wanted to claim one
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:56 pm
Only Praise Me
https://www.pedigreequery.com/only+praise+me
I really thought about claiming this. The numbers are a little off but I didn't feel like updating them.
http://www.equibase.com/profiles/Result ... y=T&rbt=TB
And since I don't know anything about horses it seemed like a guy could make money running it through the sale at Keeneland in two months. This horse is already fit. It's entered in a race. Get the shaggy clipped off, throw in some flax seed to slick this puppy up and good to go.
This is a Flatter mare that TrueNicks grades out at A++. Flatter out of A.P. INDY. He stands for 40k. Heck they raised him; last year it was 30k.
Come on. Enicks this mare and it rates A+++ with 12 different horses in KY alone. From 8 different farms. This is a marketing dream. Eight different FARMS A+++!! Take this rat to auction and there's no reason the sky's not the limit. Just get a couple of those fat wallets bidding against each other and make some MONEY.
And I'd lose my ass. I'm not a registered owner. That's $150. If I was dumb enough to run it as a racing prospect I'd have $500 in x-rays. I don't have an agent. I don't know an agent. And I probably be begging someone in the parking lot to take it after I calculated that I didn't have enough gas money to get home if I was hauling the weight of a horse too.
OH, BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE. (yes, my best attempt at a TV commercial voice)
Goldminer... The Stallion Match. Eww, Ahh, Ohh. (think fireworks, if you didn't get it) Forget about the elusive 20/20 matches. Pish Posh. Three "PERFECT MATCHES". That's right. The ones that only happen 1 in 25 times with great 20/20 matches. This heart comes up and they have little cupids shooting arrows. Cutest thing I've ever seen. Not one, not two but THREE perfect matches.
Seriously, I can't believe this myself. Please run it yourself. Uncle Mo, Candy Ride, Medaglia D'oro. Medaglia F'in D'oro. He stands for $200,000. What on gods green earth does someone pay for a mare with a perfect Goldminer Match for that? I should buy this mare and start planning my retirement in France or someplace.
Now a little disclosure. My buddies wouldn't let me buy this rat. The dam line is so thin you can't see it. Years ago the guy bought the stud fee at some stallion auction thing that probably benefited IL racing for $750. That may be why it is IL registered.
But all this and more can be yours (think Price is Right) for the low low bottom claiming dollar of $5000 at the next race.
So why did I make this post? It might be because I am easily entertained. It might be that I bet the owner $20 that I could get his horse claimed. (i don't know how to type to make that little face where it looks like it's hands are up in a 'I don't know pose', so I'm not going to try)
Oh, and Madelyn. I gave Mr. Wells $5 to buy you a beer since you are racing Miss Pinkerton the same night. He will be the blonde fellow looking for you that you won't be able to tell if he is 35 or 55
https://www.pedigreequery.com/only+praise+me
I really thought about claiming this. The numbers are a little off but I didn't feel like updating them.
http://www.equibase.com/profiles/Result ... y=T&rbt=TB
And since I don't know anything about horses it seemed like a guy could make money running it through the sale at Keeneland in two months. This horse is already fit. It's entered in a race. Get the shaggy clipped off, throw in some flax seed to slick this puppy up and good to go.
This is a Flatter mare that TrueNicks grades out at A++. Flatter out of A.P. INDY. He stands for 40k. Heck they raised him; last year it was 30k.
Come on. Enicks this mare and it rates A+++ with 12 different horses in KY alone. From 8 different farms. This is a marketing dream. Eight different FARMS A+++!! Take this rat to auction and there's no reason the sky's not the limit. Just get a couple of those fat wallets bidding against each other and make some MONEY.
And I'd lose my ass. I'm not a registered owner. That's $150. If I was dumb enough to run it as a racing prospect I'd have $500 in x-rays. I don't have an agent. I don't know an agent. And I probably be begging someone in the parking lot to take it after I calculated that I didn't have enough gas money to get home if I was hauling the weight of a horse too.
OH, BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE. (yes, my best attempt at a TV commercial voice)
Goldminer... The Stallion Match. Eww, Ahh, Ohh. (think fireworks, if you didn't get it) Forget about the elusive 20/20 matches. Pish Posh. Three "PERFECT MATCHES". That's right. The ones that only happen 1 in 25 times with great 20/20 matches. This heart comes up and they have little cupids shooting arrows. Cutest thing I've ever seen. Not one, not two but THREE perfect matches.
Seriously, I can't believe this myself. Please run it yourself. Uncle Mo, Candy Ride, Medaglia D'oro. Medaglia F'in D'oro. He stands for $200,000. What on gods green earth does someone pay for a mare with a perfect Goldminer Match for that? I should buy this mare and start planning my retirement in France or someplace.
Now a little disclosure. My buddies wouldn't let me buy this rat. The dam line is so thin you can't see it. Years ago the guy bought the stud fee at some stallion auction thing that probably benefited IL racing for $750. That may be why it is IL registered.
But all this and more can be yours (think Price is Right) for the low low bottom claiming dollar of $5000 at the next race.
So why did I make this post? It might be because I am easily entertained. It might be that I bet the owner $20 that I could get his horse claimed. (i don't know how to type to make that little face where it looks like it's hands are up in a 'I don't know pose', so I'm not going to try)
Oh, and Madelyn. I gave Mr. Wells $5 to buy you a beer since you are racing Miss Pinkerton the same night. He will be the blonde fellow looking for you that you won't be able to tell if he is 35 or 55