Ring...
Hello?
(me) I would like to inquire about breeding my mare to your stallion, yada yada yada... How is his fertility?
His fertility is fine.
(me) OK, I'll bring the mare next Monday.
BASED ON THIS PHONE CALL, I BOUGHT A NO-GUARANTEE SEASON TO THE STALLION!
Ring...
(me) Have you had a chance to check out my mare and is she ready to breed?
Yada yada yada...
Well, you know, our stallion is only getting about 70% of his mares in foal and that is with careful management.
(me) Well, since she is in heat now, go ahead and breed the mare.
OK, we will.....
Ring....
Hello?
(me) I am calling to check on my mare to see if she is checked in foal.
Let me check...no, she isn't. You know, the stallion is only getting 50% of his mares in foal. Perhaps you would like to switch to another [lesser] stallion?
(me) No, just breed the mare again.
Ring...
Hello?
(me) I am calling to check on my mare to see if she got in foal?
Yes, she is checked in foal. Congratulations. Yada yada yada....
(me) How many of his mares did the stallion get in foal this season?
Oh, it was somewhere between 30 and 35% mares got pregnant.
