While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn ... and into the hole he gooooes."
Children's interpretation of death ...
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Children's interpretation of death
Sam, what a lovely story, children can be that funny. God will forgive the little boy for sure, he meant no harm.
Respectfully,
Respectfully,
I once had an idea to write a short story about a young child who's misundertanding about death incorporated a sighting of the "Peas Which Pass Us, Understanding", trying to explain to her teacher and uncle about the large kind peas which would surely come for her when it was her time to go. Eventually I left off the subject, it got just too wierd, and rather depressing, but it stemmed from my grandmother quoting scripture when I was a child and trying to understand it. (The Peace wich passeth understanding).
Then, I went to a private nursery school where we recited the Lords Prayer every moring. I thought these people thought that they were praying to a God named Halloween, as they said "Halloween be Thy name". I dutifully chanted it along with them, even though I had been taught better, for, didn't everyone have a right to theri own beliefs? I ritually asked God, in this prayer, to help forgive us our debts, as we forgive our dentists (charitably realizing that some folks really hated dentists, although I didn't mind them at all, if you held really still). This version was "Forgive us our debts, as we forigive our debtors." An odd financial reqest.
Then, I went to a private nursery school where we recited the Lords Prayer every moring. I thought these people thought that they were praying to a God named Halloween, as they said "Halloween be Thy name". I dutifully chanted it along with them, even though I had been taught better, for, didn't everyone have a right to theri own beliefs? I ritually asked God, in this prayer, to help forgive us our debts, as we forgive our dentists (charitably realizing that some folks really hated dentists, although I didn't mind them at all, if you held really still). This version was "Forgive us our debts, as we forigive our debtors." An odd financial reqest.
I have pots of funny ones from my now 7 year old.
Usually we do breeding when my daughter is not home but when she was about 5 she had to be there one day. Had off from school or something. We had explained the basics of the birds n the bees to her but not all the gory details. She of course had lots of questions about the gory details as things were going along. The vet was in stitches as I was trying to decide on the fly how much to tell her and how best to explain it. All he said as he was chuckling was "farm kids grow up fast". (This was followed by passing all the gory details along to her 5 year old friends when they came over to play in subsequent weeks.) Never heard anything about it from their parents. I wonder what they heard????
Recently she sprained her ankle running in the yard. She got up limping and declared "I broke down!"
On the topic of death and kids: I read a study some psychologists did to see if small children really understood the concept (and finality) of death. They found that kids form nice suburban homes did not. Kids from really bad inner city neighborhhods (sic gangs and shootings) and farm kids did, I know my daughter has seen her unfortunate share of kittens that died, horse births gone wrong etc.
Usually we do breeding when my daughter is not home but when she was about 5 she had to be there one day. Had off from school or something. We had explained the basics of the birds n the bees to her but not all the gory details. She of course had lots of questions about the gory details as things were going along. The vet was in stitches as I was trying to decide on the fly how much to tell her and how best to explain it. All he said as he was chuckling was "farm kids grow up fast". (This was followed by passing all the gory details along to her 5 year old friends when they came over to play in subsequent weeks.) Never heard anything about it from their parents. I wonder what they heard????
Recently she sprained her ankle running in the yard. She got up limping and declared "I broke down!"
On the topic of death and kids: I read a study some psychologists did to see if small children really understood the concept (and finality) of death. They found that kids form nice suburban homes did not. Kids from really bad inner city neighborhhods (sic gangs and shootings) and farm kids did, I know my daughter has seen her unfortunate share of kittens that died, horse births gone wrong etc.
I was walking with my then just 4 year old granddaughter Tasha along the rural road we lived on, discussing all manner of animals, plants (poison ivy, three shiny leaves, don't touch - you wouldn't beleive how many plants contain only three leaves, it turns out) and she was bending down to count leaves on some lovely shiny poison ivy and came face to face with a dead sparrow. I noticed it soon as she did. I know she hadn't been explained about death, yet, either by her dad, mom, or me, so I considered this an opportunity not to be wasted. So, apparently, did she.
"Oh," she said.
"Oh, dear" I said, trying to get my ducks in a row quickly.
"Poor little Chip", she mourned.
"What?" I asked.
"Poor, DEAR little Chip. He's dead, you know".
"He is!" I exclaimed, and now I was the student. Where was THIS going?
"Yes," she continued, "he died in a fire," and stood up and sighed, walking on.
I took her hand a bit perplexed. "A fire you say".
"Yes," she repeated, "He died in a fire, and his mother is looking for him EVERYwhere."
I was getting all verklempt. What an awful, sad story. I hardly knew what to say. "Well," I stuttered, "I guess she would be..."
"Just like me", said Tasha.
"What do you mean just like you?"
"My name was Chip, and I died in a fire too, last time, and my mother was looking for me everywhere. She was very sad."
I swear this is a true converstion. I then said, "I am sure she was very, very sad. But really Tasha, you are fine, and your mother knows right where you are and she is perfectly happy."
Tasha said "Oh, that was my OTHER mother, lasterday. This is a different mother, now." (Lasterday means "a long time ago" to Tasha. She uses yesterday to mean yesterday, or a few days ago.)
I figured it was time to count some more poison ivy leaves. "One, two, three, four, nope, not poison ivy..."
"Oh," she said.
"Oh, dear" I said, trying to get my ducks in a row quickly.
"Poor little Chip", she mourned.
"What?" I asked.
"Poor, DEAR little Chip. He's dead, you know".
"He is!" I exclaimed, and now I was the student. Where was THIS going?
"Yes," she continued, "he died in a fire," and stood up and sighed, walking on.
I took her hand a bit perplexed. "A fire you say".
"Yes," she repeated, "He died in a fire, and his mother is looking for him EVERYwhere."
I was getting all verklempt. What an awful, sad story. I hardly knew what to say. "Well," I stuttered, "I guess she would be..."
"Just like me", said Tasha.
"What do you mean just like you?"
"My name was Chip, and I died in a fire too, last time, and my mother was looking for me everywhere. She was very sad."
I swear this is a true converstion. I then said, "I am sure she was very, very sad. But really Tasha, you are fine, and your mother knows right where you are and she is perfectly happy."
Tasha said "Oh, that was my OTHER mother, lasterday. This is a different mother, now." (Lasterday means "a long time ago" to Tasha. She uses yesterday to mean yesterday, or a few days ago.)
I figured it was time to count some more poison ivy leaves. "One, two, three, four, nope, not poison ivy..."
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Sam, You missed your calling. You would be great at Stand Up Comedy. It could be Dark Stand Up Comedy. You would make a ton of money.
Or you could be a stand up comedy writer.
Or you could be a stand up comedy writer.
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Lucilla wrote:Sam, You missed your calling.
I didn't miss it ... I intentionally fired over its head as a warning shot.
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Think about it Sam. Most of your scripts would already be written from these sites. You would make a fortune.
Children's interpretation of death ...
The above stories are great, the one about the birds and bees reminded me of my own experience with my children a boy of 7 at the time and his little sister of 5. I was driving down a rural road and chatting with them when I noticed we were passing a pasture with several pigs in it. Well, two of them were doing "their thing" procreating. I said nothing, hoping we would pass them without incident, no such luck. My son pointed out to his sister the two pigs and asked "Mom, what are they doing?" I tried to weasel out of it and said they were "playing" to which he let me know he didn't believe me. He kept asking me so finally, I told him "they are making baby pigs" There was silence and then he confidentially told his sister "Mom's lying to us again". I just drove on and left it at that. EO
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